I wish I knew who had written this list as I would surely give them credit. But here is a partial list of some rules that toddlers live by. This actual list has quite a few more on it, these are just some of my favorites that apply most to my life.
Toddler Rules
- If Mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried.
- If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
- If it has a tail, I must yank it.
- If it’s not trash, it must be thrown away.
- If it’s in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
- If Mommy wants me to come, I must run away.
- If Mommy wants me to go away, I must cling on for dear life.
- If it’s a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, computer monitor, or table.
- If it’s full, it will be more interesting emptied.
- If it’s empty, it will be more interesting full.
- If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
- If it’s a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest and must be pushed by me instead.
- If it’s bath time, I must run around naked until I’m caught.
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