I don’t know who to give credit to for this, but it is a cute list so I just had to share some of it.
You know you’re a mom when…
- You hire a sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
- You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
- Your kid throws up and you catch it.
- Someone else’s kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
- You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face.
- You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it’s the only one your child eats.
- You donate to charities in the hope that your child won’t get that disease.
- Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don’t care.
- Your purse is crammed with emergency toys, candy and first aid supplies.
- The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats.
- You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
- You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.
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Sharon says:
Very sweet. Thanks for sharing.
So far I only have 2 boys, but I already have to hide in the bathroom to be alone. lol
Happy TT!
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Nicholas says:
omg, do mothers really do #4?
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FickleMinded says:
I did the #3 a few days ago so I can read a book,the boys didn’t bug me at all bec they thought I’m doing some business
# 9 is too common to me and yeah,I don’t care that’s why i wear slippers at home.
#10 is the reason why i bought a new bag so i can put more candies and toys when the boys start killing each other at the backseat
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Lori says:
LOL…great list. I think all mothers can relate. Happy TT:)
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Miranda says:
Lol….yes I agree, perfect and true!
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Adelle Laudan says:
I can so relate, especially when my kids were younger. Great list! Happy T13!
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perpstu says:
LMAO! I was thinking #4 before your list finished loading. This is fantastic! Happy TT…..
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jenn says:
Perfectly true, every one!
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Pam says:
Sadly- I think that I am guilt of ALL of those!!
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Melinda says:
So true. I am all but #9!
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1stopmom says:
Thanks for posting this list. It is so true. Every single one. My kids really hate number #6, lol.
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favorite MOTHER-IN- LAW says:
SO TRUE ALL OF IT. BEEN THERE AND DONE IT ALL
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