Here are some of my favorite quotes by Bill Cosby.
- Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
- I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
- I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
- Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think– in a deeper voice.
- Old is always fifteen years from now.
- Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
- You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.
- Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
- No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
- Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
- Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
