- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
- In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
- How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
I don’t know the answers to any of these questions. Some are just silly and some I would really like to know the answers to. Got any answers? Or maybe just more questions??
