Words that start with A that describe me:

1. Accurate- I like things to be just so.  And I like to recheck things a million times to make sure they are accurate.
2. Addicted… to Facebook.
3. Affordable- I don’t need expensive things, I am easy to please.
4. Agreeable- I am usually quite agreeable, although sometimes I agree just to avoid conflict.
5. Anxious- I tend to be a worry about anything and everything.
6. Annoyed- I am quite easily annoyed at the stupid things people do.
7. American- and proud of it!
8. Antsy- I am usually feeling nervous about something
9. Affectionate- according to Rich.
10. Attractive- according to Rich.

I don’t know what to write about these days so when I saw this questionnaire I decided to copy it.

1. Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: Hailey

2. Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: I went shopping at the mall today with Hailey.

3. Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: Two brothers

4. Q: Do you want children?
A: Yup

5. Q: Do you smile often?
A: I smile everyday.

6. Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: No

7. Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: No way- that would take way too much time.

8. Q: When did you last cry?
A: Probably about a week ago when I looked over the stuff that St. Jude’s sent me in the mail.

9. Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
A: Ummm- mine.  Where else would I sleep?

10. Q: I can’t wait until…
A: Christmas

11. Q: Look to your right. What’s there?
A: Dottie laying on the floor next to me.

12. Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A: Yes.

13. Q: What are you doing right now?
A: Answering these questions and listening to Jay Leno.

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
3. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
8. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
9. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
10. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
11. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
12. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
13. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

I don’t know the answers to any of these questions.  Some are just silly and some I would really like to know the answers to.  Got any answers?  Or maybe just more questions??

Here are some of my favorite quotes by Bill Cosby.

1. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
2. I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
3. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
4. I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
5. Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think– in a deeper voice.
6. Old is always fifteen years from now.
7. Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
8. You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.
9. Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
10. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
11. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
12. Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
13. Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.