How is it possibly time for another Thursday Thirteen? Every week my mind is blank when I try to think of something fun to do for Thursday Thirteen. How do some people have hundreds of Thursday Thirteens? How can you come up with stuff every single week? Anyhoo, I decided to go with 13 quotes by Bill Cosby.
- Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
- I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
- I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
- Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think– in a deeper voice.
- Old is always fifteen years from now.
- Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
- You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.
- Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
- No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
- Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
- Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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